This is the list of "Darolisms in English". I usually do not like to quote myself, because repeating things that you have said yourself is pretty much the lamest thing you can do. Still here is the list of my "darolisms". This is the requested part and is widely based on collected news item in BatMUD newsgroups. If it wasn't requested, it wouldn't be on my page, since I really have more inventive and effective ways to prove I'm an idiot besides this :) The word Darolism by the way is not something I've come up with. I'm not sure who actually started it, but it must be someone from the channel fall+ and after that pretty much everyone seems to be using it. So here is the list.
Two executioners meet each other and there has been time since they have seen each other. The first one goes 'How's it hanging?'
Q: What do you call a group of octopuses?
A: Squid Squad
Can two marionettes fool with themselves and have casual sex without having any strings attached?
Q: What kind of paint is "blonde paint"?
A: It's not too bright, but it's cheap and spreads easy.
Q: Why is there a blonde sitting on top of the bar's roof?
A: She had been told that the drinks are on the house.
Q: Why can't they have baseball stadiums in Poland?
A: Everyone would be sitting behind a pole.
Q: Why did the a policeman stay in bed?
A: He was undercover cop.
Q: Why was tomato blushing?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
Q: Why can't skeletons play church music?
A: They don't have any organs!
Q: Why Cinderella wouldn't be much of an NBA player?
A: Because she keeps running away from the ball.
Q: What do you call a song that is sung in an automobile?
A: A cartoon
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Q: Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A: Because the second hand store was across the street.
Batmud merchant goes to a bar and orders a beer. Bartender turns to merchant and asks 'Do you have ID?'
A: If you have a huge safe full of ruby spears, kraftigars, xormors and
deocides, what is it?
Q: Pole vault
Q: Where do bloodsucking worm mudders live?
A: In Leechtenstein!
Q: Where do undead mudders live?
A: In Lichtenstein!
