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* The great Thematrixisms *
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4.4.2005
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The final episode? 
(07:59) Guest-50 tells you 'Blitzer removed me, Thematrix'
(07:59) Guest-50 tells you 'This game sucks'
(07:59) Guest-50 tells you 'he just did it'
(07:59) Guest-50 tells you 'B/c I asked a question'
(07:59) Guest-50 tells you '(07:57) Blitzer tells you 'it was a deed that ought to
 have been done a lot earlier but wasn't done for some reason''
(08:00) Guest-50 tells you 'I wish I had never donated to this idiotic game'
(08:00) Guest-50 tells you 'Blitzer tells you 'the objective of the game is not to
 kill other people, so if that's what you want to do and/or it's the only thing
 you do, you may quit or you will be banned/removed' (Tue May 03 16:42:07
 2005)'

29.4.2005
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We all have our gay moments:
(13:44) Thematrix tells you 'DO you like it?'
(13:44) Thematrix tells you 'PUT IT WHERE YOU WANT IT'
(13:44) Thematrix tells you 'I'LL JAM IT INTO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!11'
(13:46) Thematrix tells you 'PUT IT WHERE YOU WANT IT'

25.4.2005
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Thematrix tells you 'we are nto friends i'm ignoring you now'


15.11.2004
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Thematrix tells you 'Dino, do you like colored music'

(About donations:)
(09:30) Thematrix tells you 'i like batmud to exist forever' (Mon Nov 15 09:13:29 2004)
(09:30) Thematrix tells you 'but it clearly has enough money' (Mon Nov 15 09:13:34
 2004)
(09:30) Thematrix tells you 'when batmud is in dire need it will beg money for great
 prizes' (Mon Nov 15 09:13:44 2004)
(09:30) Thematrix tells you 'I will wait till batmud begs' (Mon Nov 15 09:13:48 2004)


31.7.2004
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You tell Thematrix 'I don't recall his name. There was another americaman few
 months ago'
You tell Thematrix 'Good good... I try to recall the name of the infidel'
Thematrix tells you 'Yes...tell me so I may 'question' them in my own
Guantanamo Bay (Newbie Freezer)'

1.12.2003
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Thematrix tells you 'you not look gay'
Thematrix tells you 'You look like you are jarhead marine'
Thematrix tells you 'Who eats nails'
You emote to Thematrix 'nods at you.'
Thematrix tells you 'and kills people and is psycho vietnamguy'
You emote to Thematrix 'nods at you.'
Thematrix tells you 'You should join US military'
Thematrix tells you 'They will like you'


16.12.2003
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(17:20) Thematrix tells you 'Dino!'
(17:20) Thematrix tells you 'DIno you work Allah?'
Thematrix tells you 'Dino you rammed into a small bus and blew up'
(19:06) Thematrix tells you 'DIno? you there?'
(19:07) Thematrix tells you 'December 17, 2003 --- In another attack today, Dino
 rammed into a small bus and blew up, killing 4 and injuring 27.'


29.11.2003
----------
Thematrix tells you 'I have lost the number 3 starboard shield!'
Thematrix tells you 'Come about!'
Thematrix tells you 'We are under fire!'
@Thematrix zap zapz ap appi11!!!!######
Thematrix tells you 'I have damaged you!'
You tell Thematrix (*Rat King!*) 'Yes yes.'
You tell Thematrix (*Rat King!*) 'You have damaged me mentally being such a
 retard again'
Thematrix tells you 'I FUCKING DROPPED MY EQ TO LION SHUT THE FUCK UP'
You tell Thematrix (*Rat King!*) 'I think USA has no hope surviving you'
Can not tell: Thematrix (ignoring you)

25.11.2003
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(08:14) Thematrix tells you 'Hello My Friend Dino.'
(08:14) Thematrix tells you 'We have a seat for you already read.'
(08:15) @Thematrix directs you over to a table by the window.
(08:15) @Thematrix gives you your coffee the way you like.
(08:15) @Thematrix and some tea.
(08:15) Thematrix tells you 'Would you like anything to eat today Dr. Dino?'
(08:16) Thematrix tells you 'Or you have just come to work on your papers?'

20.11.2003
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(15:56) Thematrix tells you 'aheeapppp mee'
(15:56) Thematrix tells you 'aaaa aaaaaakek thorazine ainfora a
athoraaziennanee thorazzaineeeee'
Thematrix tells you 'Your name is Quadrupator'
Thematrix tells you 'Would you ever take extract of kingmushroom?'
Thematrix tells you 'hallucinageon'
Thematrix tells you 'mushroom you know?'
Thematrix tells you 'You niggaz call them 'shroomzzz" or something
 niggerish'
(17:12) Thematrix tells you 'I have never'
(17:12) Thematrix tells you 'No one sell'
Thematrix tells you 'I could go to Dinnobar, I've heard they sell it
 there!'
You tell Thematrix 'I am adding these to thematrixisms'
Thematrix tells you 'lies'
Thematrix tells you 'YOu do not update that anymore' 

(21:02) Thematrix tells you 'do you love?'
You tell Thematrix 'You are irrational again'
You tell Thematrix 'Stop doing drugs'
Thematrix tells you 'I was awoken by a black man on the phone'
Thematrix tells you 'Spago'

Thematrix tells you 'You are the greatest man who ever bited the leg of the
 man who fed him!'  
 
 
 
12.11.2003
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(11:21) Thematrix tells you 'RAH RAH!'
(11:21) Thematrix tells you 'Cha! Huraah!'
(11:21) Thematrix tells you 'KARRR KAAARR'
(11:21) Thematrix tells you 'PAAAAAAHHHHHH PAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH'
(11:21) Thematrix tells you 'FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFF FAAAAAAAAF'
(11:21) Thematrix tells you 'Rah rah!'

Nemi tells you '[10:57]:Nemi [kennel+]: 'llo meitrix =)'
Nemi tells you '[10:57]:Thematrix [kennel+]: WOOOOOOOOOFINGVITTUIN'
Nemi tells you '[10:57]:[kennel+]: Pogowoko claps.'
Nemi tells you '[10:57]:[kennel+]: Nemi winks suggestively.'
Nemi tells you '[10:58]:Pogowoko [kennel+]: miten menee tm? et o kumia  poltellu? =)'
Nemi tells you '[10:59]:[kennel+]: Thematrix pisses on Pogowoko's leg.'
Nemi tells you '[11:00]:Thematrix [kennel+]: helljeah, sairaat kiksit!''
Nemi tells you '[11:00]:[kennel+]: Pogowoko nods its head, yeah, sure.'
Nemi tells you '[11:02]:[kennel+]: Thematrix taps Pogowoko on the shoulder.'
Nemi tells you '[11:02]:Thematrix [kennel+]: hei pogis oot mun uus NARTTUKOIRA!'
Nemi tells you '[11:03]:Pogowoko [kennel+]: omg!'
Nemi tells you '[11:03]:Pogowoko [kennel+]: noni nemi. lopetas jo se kielen kaantamine!'
Nemi tells you '[11:03]:[kennel+]: Nemi gasps in astonishment.'
Nemi tells you '[11:03]:[kennel+]: Nemi acts innocent.'
Nemi tells you '[11:04]:Thematrix [kennel+]: No, Ruttuturpa!'
Nemi tells you '[11:04]:[kennel+]: Nemi is absolutely stunned and amazed and can only say 'Wow...'.'


10.9.2003
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@Thematrix humps your leg like a dog.
You tell Thematrix 'You didn't write blog'
Thematrix tells you 'It could not be resisted!'

3.9.2003
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(09:31) Thematrix tells you 'In the hope that you will come to appreciate the better part of our nature!'
(09:32) Thematrix tells you 'You must be beaten for your crimes'

2.9.2003
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Thematrix tells you 'get bak'
Thematrix tells you 'not one more step!'
Thematrix tells you 'Not one more step back, or we will fire!'
You tell Thematrix 'Good monrning'
Thematrix tells you 'Cowards will be shot!'
Thematrix tells you 'No mercy for traitors!'
Thematrix tells you 'Not one more step back! There will be no mercy for
 traitors!'
Thematrix tells you 'If you were sent into battle by your mlitary and you
 were going into a suicide zone would you retreat back?'


30.8.2003
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Thematrix tells you 'Dino, why no more matrixisms and why am I no in
 blog!'
Thematrix tells you 'i say funny shit!'
Thematrix tells you 'put it on now!'


6.8.2003
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Thematrix tells you 'I assume you would have got drunk and asolo touched
 you sexually and you know secretley but have hidden it?'
You tell Thematrix 'You talk weird shit'
You tell Thematrix 'Gay shit'
Thematrix tells you 'My mind is troubled'
Thematrix tells you 'When I get lonely I make things up'


5.5.2003
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Durand says 'Thematrix tells you 'I think the days of me chatting with you are
 over now'.'
Thematrix tells you 'you are menari'
You tell Thematrix 'And you are a stinkin faggot?'
Thematrix tells you 'Dino, you are my friends'
Thematrix tells you '=('
You tell Thematrix 'Why do you call me menari?'
Thematrix tells you 'You were mean!'
Thematrix tells you 'menari means what?'
You tell Thematrix 'YEs. You spitt4ed on me'
Thematrix tells you 'means you are mean!'
Thematrix tells you 'you told me you don't care!'
You emote to Thematrix 'nods at you.'
Thematrix tells you 'you don't care about me you said!'
You tell Thematrix 'I don't give a flying fuck for races'
You tell Thematrix 'I am no more newbie wiz'
Thematrix tells you 'you are level 30'
Thematrix tells you '40'
Thematrix tells you 'that is newbie wiz'
You tell Thematrix 'No'
You tell Thematrix 'It is the attitude. And highbie wizzes tell mortals to go
 fuck theirselves'
Thematrix tells you 'durand does not, blitzer does not, amarth does
 not'
Thematrix tells you 'if you are ever archwizard will you still love?'

2.5.2003
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Thematrix tells you 'love'
Thematrix tells you 'Do you like me a bit?'
Thematrix tells you 'Well you like me alot, you love me a bit'
Thematrix tells you 'Nod'
@Thematrix huggles you warmly.
@Thematrix pets you gently on the head.
Thematrix tells you 'Eat meat and get strong you infidel'
Thematrix tells you 'Any given dino.'
Thematrix tells you 'I'm sad'
Thematrix tells you '=('
Thematrix tells Maphesto and you 'maphesto is ignoring me'
Thematrix tells you 'This is all your fault!'
You emote to Thematrix 'nods at you.'
Thematrix tells you 'You have failed me, "go marry larppa" FAILURE. Go
 marry Maphesto "FAILURE". Be freiends with Maphesto "FAUILRIUE!'
Thematrix tells you 'Why do you ruin all things for me!'
You tell Thematrix 'It is your own fault.'
You tell Thematrix 'You are a failed experiment by god'
Thematrix tells you 'Hmm'
Thematrix tells you 'Not if I stop it!'
You tell Thematrix 'Instead of tossing you into trashcan, he decided to give
 you a chance'

Durand tells Thematrix and you 'i'm sorry thematrix.'
Durand tells Thematrix and you 'i didnt mean it.'
Thematrix tells Durand and you '=)'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Well I suppose I could not stay mad at you
 Durand'
Durand tells Thematrix and you 'nod.'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'You are very knowlegable and nice to a
 crazy fanatic like me.'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'You are like my doctor.'
Durand tells Thematrix and you 'but fortunately i'm not an american
 doctor.'
Durand tells Thematrix and you 'dino said those just kill the
 patients.'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'nod, you are socialist doctor so I have to
 wait 4 months to see you'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'No profit in killing your patients'
Durand tells Thematrix and you 'is too'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'More likely a socialist doctor would do bad
 b/c he has unending customers backed up 3-4 months'
Durand tells Thematrix and you 'just have to kill them slowly.'
Durand tells Thematrix and you 'repeat business.'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Ah, true.'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Well they teach that in American
 schools'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'I'm mad at Dino still'


29.4.2003
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(10:13) Thematrix tells you 'DINO'
(10:13) Thematrix tells you 'Answer!'
(10:13) Thematrix tells you 'DO you love me!'
(10:13) Thematrix tells you 'But you love that slut zinko!'
(10:13) Thematrix tells you 'Well I don't lov eyou either then!'
(10:13) Thematrix tells you 'I'm getting married to someone else'
(10:13) Thematrix tells you 'DO you know who!'
You tell Thematrix 'Maphesto'
(10:13) Thematrix tells you 'no!'
(10:13) Thematrix tells you 'I hate maphesto'
You tell Thematrix 'Noooo!'
(10:14) Thematrix tells you 'I'm gonna marry Blitzer!'
Thematrix tells you 'that shut you up!'
(10:16) Thematrix tells you 'I bet he will say yes once I ask!'
(10:16) Thematrix tells you 'I bet he will be suprised and love it!'
(10:16) Thematrix tells you 'please marry me dino!'
(10:17) Thematrix tells you 'why do you marry so many but not me'
You tell Thematrix 'Cause you are my pet'
(10:18) Thematrix tells you 'Wait, I figured it out!!!. All the others are sluts to you'
(10:18) Thematrix tells you 'But I am like a precious thing to you that you don't want to make a slut, we are more like Compadres'
(10:18) Thematrix tells you 'Yeah, I like that better'
Thematrix tells you 'Pet eh?'
(10:20) @Thematrix pets you on the head.
(10:20) Thematrix tells you 'I call you crazy joe.'
(10:20) Thematrix tells you 'The man who killed 100 Vietnameses!'
(10:20) Thematrix tells you 'With a boars tooth!'
(10:21) Thematrix tells you 'What kind of pet am I?'
(10:21) Thematrix tells you 'Beloved pet!'
(10:21) Thematrix tells you 'what species?'
You tell Thematrix 'Fish. The lunatic kind.'
You tell Thematrix 'Gold fish'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'I'm dino's pet gold fish he said
 Durand.'
You tell Durand and Thematrix 'The kind that runs amok in a round sandless
 galss bowl'


26.4.2003 
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Durand says 'Thematrix tells you 'Often time durand has been seen praying to
 Saddam and other dictators'.'


Before 26.4.2003
-----------------
(Older thematrixisms are written in chronological order.)

(13:48) Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Dino? If durand wanted to have sex with
 you, would you let him?'

(13:56) Thematrix tells Durand and you 'You will both be destroyed!'

(14:27) Thematrix tells you 'Mr.Watson can you hear me?'

Thematrix tells you 'DINO YOU ARE THE KING OF CRAP'

Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Die'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'You are a gaybot'


(15:37) Thematrix tells Durand and you 'dino is the dino dino dino dino dino
 dino He the dino dino dino dino dino dino dino i love dino dino dinod
 doindoiasndfpoisdoisudfoiuweoiruw'
(15:37) Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Dino is very delicate, he may soon die
 from the harsh live'

Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Why you'd put a dart through my dreams and
 my heart confusses me dino, i love you.'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'I love dino like a father, Perhaps Dino is
 my father?'

Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Dino, do not make me remove your soul from
 your body leaving a lifeless husk.'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Blizter has ways of causing the mind and
 body to seperate far beyond the capability of any conventional drug.'

Thematrix tells Durand and you 'DINO IS THE GAY KING OF THE GAYS da
 paoiduaoiuwq epoirupqoweiru woeipuwopieqiie e'
@Thematrix socks you in the leg.

Thematrix tells Durand and you 'I want dino to be my wife'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'my slutty wife.'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Who services my friends like the whore she
 is.'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Dino is my pippeli pig.'
Thematrix tells you 'I love you.'
Thematrix tells you 'Dino.'
Thematrix tells you 'You'
Thematrix tells you 'Are.'
Thematrix tells you 'My'
Thematrix tells you 'ON-ly love! My only ly love! I...love you the dino, oh
 so much! The Dino I love died a a a a long long time a aa aa goooooooo
 aaaaaaaaaaago! He dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeddd For me in Heaven, froooom the
 demons.'
Thematrix tells you 'Someday the dino that I loved he will come back from
 far behind, behind. Where trouble melts like lemon drops high above the
 chimeny tops that's where I'll find him.'
  
Thematrix [bat]: steelheart is the gay!
Thematrix [bat]: I mean guy

Dino <bat>: I am publishing all the thematrixisms he says from now on
Dino <bat>: The flow of that shit is steady and strong
Entropy <bat>: cool
Thematrix [bat]: I have a secret lust for you Dino.
<bat>: Blitzer shakes his head at Thematrix.
Rutaliator [bat]: uhm, it's not so secret I would say
Blitzer <bat>: doh
<bat>: Blitzer shakes Thematrix's hand.
Grain [bat]: dont you read helps thematrix?
Rutaliator [bat]: oh blitzer has secret lust for dino too?
Blitzer <bat>: uh no
<bat>: Dino gasps in astonishment.
Thematrix [bat]: What trickery is this!
Thematrix [bat]: I did not say that
Thematrix [bat]: That was a wizard trick!
[bat]: Grediah nods his head, yeah, sure.
Thematrix [bat]: My Lord, Dino and Durand and Cyberman must be destroyed! They
 oppose you lord Blitzer!
Thematrix [bat]: Slay them! Show the mortals your power by slaying them!
Blitzer <bat>: let them live
[bat]: Juo says 'Oh', with a blank look on her face.
[bat]: Grain goes 'Ooooo...'.
[bat]: Grain goes 'Ooooo...'.
Juo [bat]: thematrix, what is going on in here!
Cyberman <bat>: I mudsexed Blitzer for levels, he'll never harm me.
Anna [bat]: hmm, good idea cyberman
Anna [bat]: how you doing blitzer
Blitzer <bat>: I thought he was a senorita
Cyberman <bat>: hehe
Thematrix [bat]: Cyberman the old spanish whore?
Pahvi <bat>: mudsexing me might have positive results too
Blitzer <bat>: asl?
Thematrix [bat]: Blitzer slay him he opposes you I bet!
Thematrix [bat]: and Pahvi!
Thematrix [bat]: Slay them all Lord Blitzer! You must be the supreme lord of
 Bat!

Thematrix tells Blitzer and you 'Serve blitzer before it is to late!'
Blitzer tells Thematrix and you ':)'
Thematrix tells Blitzer and you 'Echo to all mortals "Serve Blitzer or
 die!"'
Thematrix tells Blitzer and you 'Prove your love for the Blitzer dino.'

Cyberman says 'Thematrix tells you 'Dude can you just tell me why you hate
 me..and I'll leave you alone...I must know why you are incredibly violent at
 me'.'

Durand tells you 'Thematrix tells you 'JUST LET ME PLAY GODDAMNIT I DO NOT
 WANT TO ARGUE WITH YOU ABOUT POLITICS''
Durand tells you 'durand 1 - thematrix 0'
Durand says 'game and match - durand.'  


Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Dino, I am officially breaking off
 relations with Durand.'
You tell Durand and Thematrix 'The diplomats of durandland must leave
 immedetially?'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Yes, I would advise him to close his
 Embassy in Thematrixia'
Durand tells Thematrix and you 'cruise missiles on the way.'
Thematrix tells Durand and you 'Sub-Country of Bliztoria.'
Thematrix tells you 'Your embassy in Thematrixia is still there.'
Thematrix tells you 'The workers there worship me as their god.'

 
Thematrix tells you 'You are the love rat'
Thematrix tells you 'You are a love rat.'

Thematrix tells you 'Please talk to me my love'

<After long discussion of why homosexuality must be blasphemy>
Thematrix tells you 'I love you Dino, you make me tempted.'

(07:40) Thematrix tells Blitzer and you 'I love Blitzer.'
(07:40) Thematrix tells you 'I think I found a new wizard to sexually harass'
(07:41) Thematrix tells Blitzer and you 'can I have sexual relations with you
 blitzer? dino loves me'
(07:41) Blitzer tells Thematrix and you 'no'
(07:41) Thematrix tells Blitzer and you 'I love you though'
(07:41) Thematrix tells Blitzer and you 'I really want you to be my wife, dino can
 marry us'
(07:42) Blitzer tells Thematrix and you 'but I love someone else'
(07:43) Thematrix tells Blitzer and you 'who?'
(07:43) Blitzer tells Thematrix and you 'I don't know'
(07:43) Thematrix tells Blitzer and you 'not to you'
(07:43) Thematrix tells Blitzer and you 'not at you'
(07:44) Thematrix tells Blitzer and you 'I thought you said just not at you'
(07:44) Thematrix tells Blitzer and you 'and if blitzer likes it you are a bad
 wizard to question your leaders'
(07:44) Thematrix tells Blitzer and you 'blitzer is the most poewrful wizard ever created'
(07:45) Blitzer tells Thematrix and you 'the bold & the beautiful'

(10:21) Thematrix tells you 'you are my little slut'
(10:21) Thematrix tells you 'or not?'
(10:21) @Thematrix frowns at you.
(10:23) Thematrix tells you 'i'm sorry, i got a gay thought and could not suppress,
 i'm still recovering from durand's speeches'
 
Durand says 'Thematrix tells you 'America has no official secrets act.'.'

#22.4.2003
Thematrix tells you 'Hmm'
Thematrix tells you 'I met a nice woman'
Thematrix tells you 'no batmud'
Thematrix tells you 'I think I will marry him'
Thematrix tells you 'As my wife'
Thematrix tells you ' His/Her name is Maphesto.'
Thematrix tells you '?'
Thematrix tells you 'He reminds me of you moreso than that nasty
 larppa'
Thematrix tells you 'I think you would like him, he is like you.'

Thematrix tells you 'Well he said you don't like to talk about me sometimes
 you shy away, I think it is b/c you love me and he does too but you don't want
 to admit it!'
 
Thematrix tells you 'I bet you would ask me secretly to "accidently" send a
 male, well atleast for maphesto'
Thematrix tells you 'Are you not happy for me and Ms.Thematrix (maphesto)
 ?'
 
Thematrix tells Durand, Polpot and you 'Meet my gay friend Polpot he is
 looking for a boyfriend'
Durand tells Polpot, Thematrix and you 'keep this stuff coming
 thematrix.'
Durand tells Polpot, Thematrix and you 'it's all logged.'