Can You Feel The Lag Tonight (Can You Feel The Love Tonight)

[Mort:]
I can see what's happening
(What?)
And they don't have a clue
(Who?)
They'll crash the mud and here's the bottom line
Our eqs gone with boot.
(Oh.)
[In a sarcastic mock-French accent]
Ze sweet caress of boot-time
[Back to normal, but still sarcastic]
There's magic everywhere
And with all this uncertain atmosphere
Disaster's in the air
[Choir:]
Can you feel the lag tonight?
The peace the reboot brings
The bat, for once, with perfect cpu
With all its insane bugs
[Mortal:]
So many things to tell them
But how to make them see
The truth about the lag? Impossible!
They'd turn away from me
[Wizard:]
They're cheating back, they're whining
But what, I can't decide
Why won't they be the arch I know he is
The arch I see inside?
[Chorus:]
Can you feel the lag tonight?
The peace the reboot brings
The bat, for once, with perfect cpu
With all its insane bugs
Can you feel the lag tonight?
You needn't look too far
Browsing through the driver's uncertainties
Lag is where they are
[Mort:]
And if bat crashes in lag tonight
It can be assumed
[Wiz:]
Morts whinefree days with us are history
[Mort and Wiz:]
In short, our bat is doomed