I told a newbie to visit Netrunner's castle for free equipment.  After the
predictable happened, he took the joke in stride, and even sent me a log of
his excursion.  I helped him get a few levels later for being a good sport.

----begin here----

truth and dare players go to w (n,w,d,out).
Temp guard
DO NOT GO UP!!!! (u,guild,church,post,shop,cs,hospital,s).
You Fool didnt i Warn you? Now you Die! (s,u,d).
Green slime
Hilpo
Vittua
Mob
Bloody hound of SHADOW
Brown mold
Guardian frog
Netrunner's Shadow
Green slime claws your hands, causing some little scratches.
Green slime claws your hands, causing some little scratches.
Green slime bites your hands, nearly breaking fingers.
You miss Green slime.
You miss Green slime.
Hilpo shouts: Help me master Hilpo! I am being attacked by Mrpotato.
Mob shouts: Help me master Hilpo! I am being attacked by Mrpotato.
F{g{ri shouts: Help me master Hilpo! I am being attacked by Mrpotato.
1 shouts: Help me master Hilpo! I am being attacked by Mrpotato.
Shadow shouts: Help me master Hilpo! I am being attacked by Mrpotato.
hp: 109 (162) sp: 7 (7) ep: 159 (159)
Shadow claws your hands, causing some little scratches.
Shadow misses you.
Shadow bites your hands, nearly breaking fingers.
1 misses you.
1 misses you.
1 bites your hands, nearly breaking fingers.
Mold claws your hands, causing some little scratches.
Mold claws your hands, causing some little scratches.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Mold bites your hands, nearly breaking fingers.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
F{g{ri claws your hands, causing some little scratches.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
F{g{ri claws your hands, causing some little scratches.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
F{g{ri bites your hands, nearly breaking fingers.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Mob claws your hands, causing some little scratches.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Mob claws your hands, causing some little scratches.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Mob bites your hands, nearly breaking fingers.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Jorma kalevi claws your hands, causing some little scratches.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Jorma kalevi claws your hands, causing some little scratches.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
Jorma kalevi shouts 'Mrpotato, I rather enjoyed killing you!
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.