Circa 1994.

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Talien jumps up and slams a thunderous high five with Pyros.
Phoenix bursts into flames!
You are prepared to do the skill.
You turn visible.
You carefully insert your trident into a soft spot at Maleficent's back.
She screams in intense AGONY!!
..AND quickly stab again.
...AND with a lightning speed stab the third time to emphasize the point.
Maleficent gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Maleficent is DEAD, R.I.P.
Maleficent's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Sandar [alert]: ACK
Pyros [alert]: Shades, you fuck!
Broken the ghost [bat]: lametoby could you please give me a ress. at guild
Talien [alert]: Oh BABY Shades u are a MAN!
Shades {alert}: DONT fuck with me
Hargrove tells you 'DONT FUCK WITH ME EITHER'
Talien tells you 'Are you trying to fuck with me?'
Talien tells you 'It sure as heck sounds like it.'
Talien tells you 'I take a lot of shit.'
You tell Talien 'hmmm'
Talien tells you 'I take a lot of it from you.'
Talien tells you 'And I don't give two flying fucks if you're drunk or not.'
Now ignoring Talien.
You see little TYPOS dancing all around you.
You no longer ignore Talien.
Talien tells you 'But I'll slap your pussy ass sideways, and if I can't,
 someone else will, if you fuck with me again'
You tell Talien 'shaddup'
Talien tells you 'Stop me.'
Talien tells you 'You so tough?'
You tell Talien 'okie :)'
Now ignoring Talien.