From: Zangief
Subject: Winner: Moron of the Year
Date: Wed Oct 12 05:52:12 1994
Reply-Code: 21co
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Grifter [bat]: hmm..who thinks I can take on Reddist?
[stuff deleted..]
Grifter [bat]: I'm getting the careful msg..I have a chance..
[stuff deleted as I run to Reaver guild hall]
Reaver's guild entrance (up,n,down).
Hp:174/174 Sp:-33/4 >u
Guild master's chambers (up,down).
Grifter the Cromagnon lover of small animals and trees.
Reddist the lord of Reavers
Hp:174/174 Sp:-35/4 >exa reddist
Reddist is an amazing specimen of a man. His size is monsterous!
The muscles on his arms make you feel quite inadequet too. As you
look at him you notice him staring right back at you! This man
obviously worked his way to the top by climbing his enemies
corpses!!
He is in good shape.
Hp:174/174 Sp:-34/4 >
Reddist got mad at hostile actions.
Reddist is in vigorous combat with Grifter.
Reddist is in vigorous combat with Grifter.
Grifter is in vigorous combat with Reddist.
Grifter leaves down.
Ok.
Hp:174/174 Sp:-34/4 >exa reddist
Reddist grins evilly.
Reddist is an amazing specimen of a man. His size is monsterous!
The muscles on his arms make you feel quite inadequet too. As you
look at him you notice him staring right back at you! This man
obviously worked his way to the top by climbing his enemies
corpses!!
He is in good shape.
Hp:174/174 Sp:-33/4 >tell grifter he's nigs
You tell Grifter 'he's nigs'.
Reddist grins evilly.
Reddist booms 'I'll kick your but! Don't pick a fight!'
Grifter tells you 'huh? thanks.'.
Reddist grins evilly.
[stuff from sales, bat deleted...]
Hp:174/174 Sp:-33/4 >tell grifter not in good shape
You tell Grifter 'not in good shape'.
Hp:174/174 Sp:-32/4 >
Reddist looks at you destructively.
Grifter tells you 'I did that?'.
Reddist snarls 'I remember your ugly face, Grifter!'
Grifter arrives from down.
Reddist is in vigorous combat with Grifter.
Grifter is in vigorous combat with Reddist.
Grifter is in vigorous combat with Reddist.
Reddist is in vigorous combat with Grifter.
Grifter is stunned, but will probably regain conciousness.
Reddist snarls 'I remember your ugly face, Grifter!'
Reddist takes Grifter is unconscious and needs immediate medical care..
[a few seconds later...]
Reddist shouts 'Grifter just made my day!'
 
AHAHAHAHA!!!!  You were the hands down winner for this one, Grifter:)
Congratulations on being the Moron of the year.
 
-Z