The triumphant return of JKL-con on Saturday 12. of the eleventh month

The room looks like a traditional infopage for a JKL-con. 
The fires are roaring and people are drinking more booze than a mortal soul 
should be capable of handling. The room looks like it's located in the 
famous Lillukka of Jyväskylä's Kortepohjan Ylioppilaskylä. The calendar 
stinks of some vile hooch and shows that the day is a Saturday, 12. of November 
2005. The clock has stopped on the mark of 19:00, seems like a beer bottle has 
been thrown in it as soon as the doors opened. A sign shows some nasty info.
A poster with rules on it has been attached firmly to the wall.

Obvious exits are:
Navigation and Signup

HP:1304/1583 SP:739/739 EP:412/513 > look at sign

The sign reads: 
JKL-CON @ Lillukka, Jyväskylä, 12. of November 2005, doors open at 19:00. 
Sleeping accommodations on the con-site are as follows: 
Floor: grab a sleeping bag and clear some space on the floor. 
Friend: Bribe someone.

HP:1304/1583 SP:739/739 EP:412/513 > look at poster

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|o                                                                       o|
|    Laws of the Manor                                                    |
|                                                                         |
|  Thou shalt not vomit. Should thee feel the urge for relieving the      |
|  pressure insides of thine gut, run very fast and very far.             |
|  Upon failure, thy head shalt be cleft from thine shoulders,            |
|  thee shalt be stripped of dignity and rank and the clothes thee        |
|  hath upon yourselves shall be the tools of cleaning wenches.           |
|                                                                         |
|  Thou shalt not fight. Should thee challenge any sire, be they either   |
|  valorous or vile, thee shalt be stripped of thy rank, of thy dignity   |
|  and thine bottom shall be the plaything of the Vile Creature of        |
|  Darkness, also known as Vince.                                         |
|                                                                         |
|  Thou shalt not pass out with thine bottom unclad and pointing upwards  |
|  nor shall thee wander around spilling the magical words known as       |
|  "Puuuh" and "Oikeesti". We hath knights of great valour, namely        |
|  sir Fiend of the Bare Bottom and sir Kyo of the Drunken Wanderings for |
|  these quests of great challenge.                                       |
|                                                                         |
|    Keeper of the premises                                               |
|o                                                                       o|
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